So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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