Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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