The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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