it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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