is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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