watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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