she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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