If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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