You're completely useless in the revolution.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I think weed is turning my hair brown
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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