3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize