Yo dont text me then not text me
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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