hotel room ftw
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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