so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
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