I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
His nipple licking is glorious
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