I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.