For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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