Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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