Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.