I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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