Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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