so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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