At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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