I am puke
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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