Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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