She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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