Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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