See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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