It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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