Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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