I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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