oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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