I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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