The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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