A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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