i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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