I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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