marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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