If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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