I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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