That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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