if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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