i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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