Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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