my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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