Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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