I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
God I need to hump something, right now.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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