I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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