you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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