Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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