he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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