do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Never underestimate the power of titties
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