I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
i think im in europe. pls send help
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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