"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I fill condoms, not promises.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize