you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
sex in a hospital.. check
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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